Saturday, March 20, 2010

Proof that you really can't change a man!

Okay, so I'm slacking on finishing my Oscar post - mostly because I was already a week late and was pretty sure nobody cared what I had to say at that point. So, I'm moving on to a headline that really bothers me.


"Sandra Bullock Marriage Trouble: Jesse James Affair, Cheating With Michelle Bombshell McGee"


Sandra Bullock is not only one of my favorite actresses, but she was thought to have done what so many girls hope they can accomplish...she tamed the bad boy!

That fairy tale came crashing to a quick halt this week when Queen Skank, aka
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee took whatever ounce of dignity she may have had and sold it to a tabloid by claiming an affair with Sandra's seemingly devoted hubby, Jesse James. Not only did she claim an affair, but she gave some outrageously raunchy details. Not that I would expect any less from this classy broad, but after the Tiger Woods scandal, who honestly wants to be the mistress? I can't imagine the mental stability of a woman who actually WANTS to be known as the "other woman". Celebrity arrogance + insecure attention-craving whore = embarrassing public tabloid-worthy sex scandal.

Not that there are many couples in Hollywood that I would say this about, but I really thought (and hoped) that these two were the real deal! Being a fan of Jesse James long before he was Mr. Sandra Bullock, I was thrilled when he hooked up with the spunky gal from Northern Virginia! It seemed an odd match, but they seemed truly smitten with each other. As recently as her speech for her Best Actress Oscar win two weeks ago, she was a doting wife. I hate to use such a corny phrase given her latest movie, but I have a feeling she was completely blind-sided by this revelation of infidelity. The man even teared up during her speech - I thought it was because he was so touched by what she was saying, but now realize that they were tears of guilt, not of happiness!

Although I have no desire to give the tramp any additional seconds in her quest for 15 minutes, I feel the need to call her out! As many of you know, I love Kustom Kulture, I love tattoos, and I love pin-up girls. DO NOT let this girl fool you, she is not included in any of those categories, at least as far as I'm concerned. She's no better than the characters that pose in Hustler! The press (tabloids) like to call her a tattoo model...she's not. She's a tramp with a lot of tattoos, albeit dumb tattoos, but tattoos nonetheless (she has "pray for us sinners" written on her forehead, "trophy girl" on her stomach, and some supposed white-power tribute somewhere on her body, oh - and the leopard print on her left forearm is just dumb). If you were at all unsure if she has even a smidgen of class, you can put your concerns to rest by checking out her twitter account...the name she chose for herself is...wait for it...@EvilCunt! Seriously? Who does that? She's a flippin' idiot and I have no doubt in my mind that she threw herself at Jesse James knowing damn well he was married at the time. Don't get me wrong, he is even more at fault because he's the one that took the vows in the first place. But she had sex with a man who was in a public relationship...she knew damn well what she was doing! He can use all the "we're separated" or "it's all for show" or whatever other excuses he wants, she knew he was married, she did it anyway, and then as soon as Sandra accomplishes the extraordinary feat of winning a Best Actress Oscar, she runs straight to the tabloids to cash in!

Please note that this is a one-time occurrence, and I don't plan on being a celebrity gossip blogger. This site will remain about fashion and the fashion industry. I did feel like this one needed to be addressed though. I feel terrible for Sandra. She's supposed to be enjoying her big win right now, not canceling appearances in London because her husband couldn't keep it in his pants! I really liked them as a couple too! I hope that most of Skankalicious's claims are untrue...unfortunately, I don't think that is the case, since Jesse James has already issued a public apology, but it's nice to hope!

This is my plea to the tabloids to STOP paying these crazies for their "exclusive" story of affairs with famous married men (ie. actors, athletes, politicians, etc...). If they think there is something in it for them, they will continue with their whore-rific behavior. They will continue to seek fame from it (not that I'll ever understand the desire to be known solely for slutty behavior). They will continue to ruin careers and we, as the public, will have to continue to endure the media surrounding each scenario. As long as there are men, there will be affairs (can you tell I've been cheated on a time or two?). However, that should be between the couple and the other person involved, not the entire American (or international, depending on the case) public! Yes, I do believe that almost everybody in Hollywood cheats...I just think that most of them aren't cheating with psychopathic fame-whores!

***Just to clarify - I do not often hold the other woman accountable for the affair, as she has probably been lied to, taken advantage of, or flat-out conned! I do, however, hold the other woman accountable in instances of celebrity cheating...the relationship is public and even if he's lying to you about the status of that relationship, you're an idiot if you believe him!





Seriously, I really despise this chick...NASTY!!! Leave the tattoo modeling to the pros...Sabina Kelley has more class in her pinky-finger than this monstrosity has in her entire being! Alright, I'm done now!

Men - JUST SAY "NO" TO SLUTS!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oscar Fashion



Sorry this is so late! I was out of town, and was just now finally able to see the shows I DVRed while on vacation! 


The first thing I noticed about the red carpet fashions at the Oscars was that every dress looked like it was from the designer it was from. No surprises. Not one. 


Biggest Disappointment - Armani Prive for doing the same thing over and over again...
It's bad enough that Jennifer Lopez and Amanda Seyfried got their dresses off the same assembly line, but it's worse that they were made from the bubble wrap that Lady Gaga's spike star came wrapped in!


 


To be continued....

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Oscars

The Oscars are coming this Sunday, March 7! Don't forget to watch! I will be out of town, so I won't be watching live. I will watch and post my best and worst dressed picks when I get back (next weekend). Be sure to post your picks on the Facebook page or in the comments of this post! I can't wait to hear who you guys loved...and hated!

Enjoy the show! It should be the best red carpet event of the year!