Now, on to the fashion...I don't really know how I feel about the white carpet - it kinda seems a little copycatish since P. Diddy has been doing his "White Party" for years! From a fashion standpoint, it doesn't matter how many times someone says that it's now okay to wear white after Labor Day, I will not fall into that trap. As far as I'm concerned, it's still not okay, and with it being one week post-Labor Day, the white carpet seems a little tacky!
Lady Gaga did it up in typical Gaga fashion, but the VMAs it totally the place to do it. I could have an entire blog post based on her alone. Her Alexander McQueen gown was beautiful! She looked statuesque (those 8 inch platforms helped with that) and actually quite pretty - minus the multicolored hair and feather mohawk.
I don't get the liberty spikes with the second get-up, and the dress (by Georgio Armani) was like a strange tribute to Madonna (remember the cone boobs?)!
The third dress was way beyond the weirdness I can handle (by Franc Fernandez). I was going mention how it looked like bloody flesh - until I realized it was bloody flesh. This is not the first time she's worn meat either (see cover below). How bad must she have smelled in that dress made of beef and the steak on her head? I don't really get her explanation, but you can read it here.
On another note, she does get my respect for taking a stand and having the discharged openly gay military members with her. She's right, "No one person is more valuable than another person." We all need to remember that. So, if she wants to wear a cow's guts on her person, then more power to her...but I'll pass on that trend, thanks!
I don't get the liberty spikes with the second get-up, and the dress (by Georgio Armani) was like a strange tribute to Madonna (remember the cone boobs?)! The third dress was way beyond the weirdness I can handle (by Franc Fernandez). I was going mention how it looked like bloody flesh - until I realized it was bloody flesh. This is not the first time she's worn meat either (see cover below). How bad must she have smelled in that dress made of beef and the steak on her head? I don't really get her explanation, but you can read it here.
On another note, she does get my respect for taking a stand and having the discharged openly gay military members with her. She's right, "No one person is more valuable than another person." We all need to remember that. So, if she wants to wear a cow's guts on her person, then more power to her...but I'll pass on that trend, thanks!Katy Perry was right about her look, she did look like an ice skater. And the cotton candy colored stripes in her hair were as weird as her husband-to-be.
Best entrance goes to 30 Seconds to Mars with the bike crawl! Jared is still as hot as he was on My So Called Life. Love him! (Sorry, couldn't find a picture of their arrival).
Who the hell is Robyn, and what is she wearing?
Jenna Jameson looks like a 90's porn star...oh..wait...
I have never wanted to smack somebody as badly as I want to smack Justin Bieber's mother (she is the one at fault here, and I'm totally against child abuse, so I can't smack him). What a freakin' tool that kid is! I hope he gets a prepubescent receding hair line! He didn't even bother to sing and dropped a drum stick! Girls, wise up, this kid has no skills!
Every time Will.I.Am gets on a stage it becomes an autotuned, robotic, futuristic hell. STOP IT! You look stupid!
Kanye's tomato-red suit was almost as bad as his performance. He's the "douchebag, asshole, jerk-off," and whatever else he rambled on about! Can we please stop giving Kanye West the attention he so craves? He's not worthy! He's nothing but an arrogant jackass!
Speaking of jackasses...I hate to admit it, but Jackass 3D looks hilarious!
Ke$ha needs a bath and a haircut! However, wearing a garbage bag was unbelievably appropriate!
I still don't love Rhianna. Her sense of fashion sucks and she can't sing live (trust me, I've seen her in concert, she SUCKS). Also, the flaming red hair look is so played out (thank you Kat Von D for officially killing that trend).
I really couldn't stand deadmau5 when he first hit the scene...mostly because of the scene kid spelling of his name, but he's kinda growing on me. His style is another story all in itself though!
The biggest trend I noticed was the leather look. (Emma Stone, Jason Derulo, Rosario Dawson, Selena Gomez, and Teri Seymour)
Cher is nothing short of the baddest bitch alive! She pulled it off 20 years ago and looks just as amazing now!
Chelsea Handler is awesome! The Lindsey Lohan clip was great and the Gaga entrance was awesome! She's so hilarious!
To wrap it up, I would like to thank the very few people who actually sang during their performances (nope, not you Justin Bieber)...Eminem & Rhianna (even though she sounded like crap), Usher, Florence and the Machine (so good), Taylor Swift (I think), the always lovely, Mary J. Blige & Drake, and Hayley Williams & B.O.B (love him).
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